Ada Wong's Hilarious Hijinks in RE4 Remake Separate Ways Chapter 5
Ah, 2025, and Ada Wong is still strutting through the Resident Evil 4 Remake's Separate Ways DLC like it's a high-stakes fashion show, except instead of catwalks, she's dodging mutant tails and hunting shiny baubles. Chapter 5 throws players into a whirlwind of chaos, starting with tracking Luis's footprints—only to find themselves knee-deep in sewage and facing off against the U-3, a.k.a. the Black Robe, a boss so grumpy it makes Monday mornings look cheerful. With the mission to recover the Amber, Ada must navigate castle ambushes, smashing mechanisms, and a treasure hunt that could fund a small island getaway. But fear not, intrepid gamers! This guide, updated for the latest 2025 antics, will have you breezing through like a pro, with plenty of laughs along the way. After all, who said survival horror couldn't be a barrel of laughs? 😂
Tracking Luis: The Footprint Fiasco
First things first, Ada's gotta find that slippery scientist Luis, and it all begins with following his muddy footprints—talk about a walk of shame! Players start on the Castle Battlements, where a Pearl Bangle gleams temptingly on the rooftop (because why not accessorize while saving the world?). From there, it's a hop, skip, and grapple-gun zip to Gregorio’s Waterway, where the real fun begins. But oh, the water's still flooding the place! Time to locate the control room near the friendly Merchant spot and crank that wheel like you're opening a stubborn pickle jar. Once drained, follow the sewage path—it's not as glamorous as it sounds—to an elevator that drops you right into the boss arena. Easy peasy, right? Well, not quite, but at least you can grab a Velvet Blue on a broken staircase along the way. Just watch out for those pesky Zealots; they're like uninvited party crashers.
The U-3 Boss Fight: A Tail of Woe
Now, onto the main event: the U-3, or as we like to call it, the 'Pesanta Party Pooper.' This two-phase boss fight is where things get delightfully absurd. First up, the Pesanta form—a hulking beast with a head that screams 'shoot me!' and attacks that include a tail lunge, an arm strike, and projectile larva. Dodging is key here; just press B (or Circle on PS) to sidestep like you're avoiding awkward small talk at a reunion. Pro tip: use the Blast Crossbow for maximum damage—it's like bringing a rocket to a knife fight. But wait, there's more! After you down the Pesanta, its tail decides to go solo, targeting Ada with the fury of a scorned ex. Run in circles (seriously, it's a cardio workout) and aim for the glowing belly spot. A shotgun works wonders here, thanks to its wide spread—think of it as crowd control for one very angry appendage. Oh, and those Novistadors it summons? Toss a Flash Grenade to blind 'em; it's like turning on the lights at a rave. 💥
Post-Boss Shenanigans: Grappling and Skipping
With U-3 defeated, it's time to zip upwards with Ada's trusty Grapple Gun—because why walk when you can fly? Ascend to the cave top, where a cutscene unfolds with Luis and Leon facing off against Krauser. Drama! Then, it's off to the Clock Tower section via the Path of Penitence. This area is full of smashing mechanisms that'll flatten you faster than a pancake at brunch. Navigate carefully, or just channel your inner ninja and dodge. But here's the kicker: when you reach the final ambush by Zealots, you can actually skip the whole battle! Yep, just sprint up the stairs and grapple to the rooftop. It's the ultimate 'nope' move, saving precious time for more treasure hunting. The chapter wraps up with Ada boarding an elevator in the Ancient Chantry, hot on Krauser's heels. Phew, what a ride!
Treasure Galore: The Loot List
No chapter is complete without shiny rewards, and Chapter 5 boasts 11 treasures that'll make any hoarder's heart sing. Here's a handy table to find 'em all, because who doesn't love a good checklist? Use this to max out your pesetas and look fabulous while doing it. 💰
| Treasure Name | Location Description | Special Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Pearl Bangle | Rooftop of Castle Battlements | Right where the chapter starts—easy grab! |
| Elegant Crown | Secret opening in the tower with symbolized gated doors | Found while tracking Luis' footprints |
| Velvet Blue | Broken staircase before Gregorio’s Waterway | Chamber after zipping down |
| Ruby | Wall in Waterway entry | Where Zealots first attack—watch out! |
| Large Gold Bar | Control room of Waterway (after draining water) | Requires a small key—don't forget it! |
| Mirror with Pearls & Rubies | Opening past the control room | Shiny and reflective—perfect for selfies |
| Yellow Diamond | Wall under Merchant spot | Only accessible after draining water |
| Alexandrite | Dead-end on the right across from Merchant spot | Hidden gem, literally! |
| Emerald | Wall between smashing mechanisms in Path of Penitence | Dodge those smashers to snag it |
| Depraved Idol | Behind smashing mechanism in eastern Path of Penitence | Visible on map in a dead-end opening |
| Brass Pocket Watch | Ceiling near motorboat | Hanging like a forgotten party decoration |
Wrapping It Up: The 2025 Edge
In the end, Chapter 5 of Separate Ways is a rollercoaster of action, puzzles, and loot—all wrapped up in Ada's signature cool-as-a-cucumber style. Remember, in 2025, this DLC still holds up as a gem in the Resident Evil crown, with tweaks and community tips making it smoother than ever. So, gear up, laugh off the scares, and happy hunting! After all, surviving a mutant tail-whipping is just another day in the life of Ada Wong. 🕶️